Author: openjargon

I figured the macaroni and cheese would be the safest bet of the meals I took home, and nothing about how it looked changed my mind.

It was bright yellow and seemed amply portioned. My kids usually love mac and cheese.

The prep was straightforward, as I covered the tray in foil and threw it in the oven for 45 minutes.

In my opinion, the mac and cheese was way too rich. There was a lot of cheese and a lot of sauce, and it was unpleasantly gooey and thick.

I ate a few bites before the grease started working on my stomach. Even my kids turned it away, deeming it "too cheesy."

It was the only Kirkland Signature meal we didn't eat to completion, and the sauce was so thick that I practically had to chisel out the refrigerated leftovers to recycle the tray. 

The Tuscan chicken wraps with sauce looked like something I might pack for an on-the-go lunch. The wraps, which came with a sun-dried-tomato spread, seemed like reasonably sized alternatives to similar options at a deli.  

There were a lot of different elements inside the yellow tortillas — Kirkland Signature rotisserie chicken, spinach, bell peppers, olives, cream cheese, and red-pepper pesto — but I was disappointed in how little chicken I found in the wraps I brought home.

The most prominent flavors in this wrap were the salty olives and oily red peppers. My first bite contained almost entirely olives, which turned me off slightly.

I thought the cream cheese and red-pepper pesto made the wrap a bit too soggy on the outside and goopy on the inside. The spinach inside the wrap was also wilted, so it didn't offer any crunch.

Though I ate the wraps the day I bought them, I thought they tasted like the flavors had started to meld together — like a meal that had been sitting in the refrigerator for a while. 

Still, I liked that the wrap was pleasantly sweet and didn't fall apart under the weight of its ingredients. The sun-dried-tomato spread also had a nice, almost cheesy tang and worked well when I repurposed it for other sandwiches. But overall, I'd skip this meal the next time I'm at Costco.

The shepherd's pie was filled with meat and vegetables and topped with mashed potatoes. My family already loves pie, so the novelty of mashed potatoes and pastry immediately appealed to my kids.

I removed the pie from its plastic container, placed it onto a baking sheet, and put it in the oven for about 45 minutes until golden. Individual pieces of pie fell apart as I served them, which wasn't surprising.

I thought the mashed potatoes were mealy and dry, the vegetables were mushy, and the filling was overseasoned and too sweet.

The filling was stew-like, but the ground beef was dry and crumbly. I thought I noticed pieces of steak, but these were just hunks of ground beef resembling burger meat.

Overall, my family wasn't a fan of the meal.

The Kirkland Signature Southwest wraps were the only meal that required no prep whatsoever, making it a good option for on-the-go eating.

They came with a pinkish chipotle sauce. When I unwrapped a wrap to put the sauce inside, I saw that the employee who made the meal sealed the wrap with a tangy, creamy spread.

I thought the wraps were good because they tasted fresh, and the spread that glued them together helped prevent dryness.

There was ample chicken, and the seasoned mix of corn and beans reminded me of a burrito from Chipotle. The pinkish chipotle sauce tasted like a Buffalo sauce to me, but that's not something I'd ever complain about.

Each wrap made for a viable lunch, and at less than $4 each, they're way less expensive than takeout. I could imagine buying them again when I need a lunch that saves time and money.

At nearly 6 pounds, I thought the Kirkland Signature chicken pot pie was huge and surprisingly heavy.

Some of the latticework on top of the pie broke in transit, but it was only cosmetic damage.

The instructions called for at least an hour of baking time, which I thought sort of defeated the purpose of making it as a quick weeknight meal.

Nevertheless, I baked the pie until it was golden brown, which took about an hour and 10 minutes.

The first bite of the pie was great.

The pie crust was sweet, flaky, and crisp, the hunks of rotisserie chicken were huge, and the pea-heavy cream and vegetables were rich and salty without being mushy or overcooked, as they sometimes are in pot pie.

But in subsequent bites, the initial richness became a goopy sort of heaviness that didn't sit well, and the whole pot pie started to taste a little too salty.

At the very least, the crust was good enough to make me want to try one of Costco's dessert pies.

The Kirkland Signature beef bulgogi Korean BBQ is one of the more bare-bones options among the meal selections at my local Costco. The container had a large portion of thinly sliced raw beef and white onions drenched in brown bulgogi sauce.

My kids don't have much experience with Korean-inspired food, but I thought the meal would appeal to them because it's sweet, tender, and gooey.

I figured I'd cook the meal in a skillet over medium-high heat until the beef was browned. However, I quickly realized it was difficult to tell when the beef was cooked through because all sides of the meat were covered in a dark-brown sauce.

I went by instinct, stirring frequently to make sure it cooked evenly. Some slices fell apart due to the constant stirring, but the dish seemed fully cooked after five minutes.

Unfortunately, the small pieces of meat made the bulgogi look more like a stew, and its appearance alone turned off my kids.

We thought the meal was tasty but too sweet, as the sauce's flavor overwhelmed the beef. I'd prefer this dish if the beef came in thicker pieces that I could remove from the sauce before cooking.

This meal, which included rigatoni and six enormous meatballs, cost $20 and was enough to feed my entire family twice.

The meatballs were a little spongy in texture, and something about how the ground-beef-and-pork mixture was seasoned tasted more like sausage than I expected (though that's hardly a bad thing).

The rigatoni held up surprisingly well after 50 minutes in the oven — not quite al dente but not at all mushy. However, the sauce was a bit too sweet and seasoned for me.

My kids liked the pasta but not the meatballs. I also thought the shredded cheese on top seemed like an afterthought, and I could've gone for more.

The Kirkland Signature udon-noodle salad was extremely easy to assemble — it already came with a shredded-vegetable slaw, peanuts, lime wedges, and a miso sauce.

I tossed all the ingredients into a bowl and served the finished salad alongside some chicken wings. 

The dressing was sweet and tangy with a strong miso flavor, but I thought the udon noodles were a bit mushy. I also wished the vegetable mix of shredded bok choy, broccoli, cabbage, and carrots was crisper to balance out the noodles' softness.

Overall, the salad wasn't too heavy or saucy, so it would likely be a nice, no-cook option for a quick meal or picnic.

The Kirkland Signature quesadillas came with salsa, sour cream, and guacamole.

The instructions on the packaging called for heating them up in a frying pan with some oil, so my first batch got a chimichanga-esque crunchiness I don't always expect from quesadillas.

I thought it was a big portion, as there were eight wedges, and two of them felt like more than enough for an adult-sized meal.

It was sort of the perfect meal to suit my family's quesadilla needs.

The chicken was seasoned but not spicy, and there was tons of cheese without being too greasy.

The salsa, a sweet, fresh, restaurant-style dip with jalapeño, was the surprise star for me. The Kirkland Signature quesadillas were my wife's favorite of all the meals. 

The Kirkland Signature yakisoba stir fry was a fun and easy-to-prepare dinner.

I heated the meal in a Dutch oven because I didn't have a wok or a large enough frying pan. Per the instructions, I heated up oil and first added the vegetables, then chicken, then noodles, and then sauce.

It was ready in less than 10 minutes. And because there were plenty of vegetables, including broccoli, carrots, onions, peppers, and snow peas, I didn't have to prep a side or a salad.

We thought the yakisoba noodles were warm, comforting, and satisfying, with tender hunks of chicken and some nice texture from the fresh vegetables.

It was a bit sweeter than I usually like, but a hit of hot sauce helped balance out the sweetness.

If I bought this again (and I would buy this again) I'd use only one container of sauce. My kids liked the noodles, and we finished most of the portion in a single sitting.

I figured — correctly — that something called ravioli lasagna would appeal to my kids, who love a novelty.

The ravioli were stacked in twos and topped with a meaty Bolognese sauce and mozzarella. It was easy to prepare, as all I needed to do was cover it with foil and bake it for an hour.

At the end of the hour, I deviated from the instructions and gave it five more minutes uncovered in the oven to get the cheese nice and bubbly on top.

The lasagna was good. The Bolognese sauce was hearty and sweet and my kids appreciated that the ravioli were glued together with melted mozzarella.

It was about a dinner and a half's worth of food for my family, though it felt like a smaller portion than a traditional lasagna made in an equivalent pan size.

This dish came with many components, which made me appreciate Costco's attention to detail and how much goes into prepping a gyro.

Only the gyro meat and the pitas needed to be heated, but the meal also came with a cucumber and tomato salad, red onions, feta cheese, and tzatziki.

Unfortunately, I needed to find my own hot sauce.

I thought the gyros were delicious. If there was a weak link in the sandwich, it was probably the gyro meat itself, which was a little heavy on the onion powder and heated up to a scrapple-like consistency.

That being said, the assertive seasoning on the meat was mellowed by the sweetness and crunch of the veggies and the tangy creaminess of the tzatziki and feta.

It wasn't better than a gyro I might get from a street cart, but the price was right, and there's no street cart inside my apartment.

My first impression of the chicken Alfredo was that it was heavy. The label said it was a little over 4 pounds, and though it might not sound like much, it was a lot of food for my family.

There was an impressive amount of chicken but I expected a higher ratio of noodle-to-meat. Like the macaroni and cheese, the whole tray was covered with foil and baked in the oven.

The chicken Alfredo was better than I expected.

Alfredo sauce is often a bit too indulgent for my tastes, but I thought Kirkland Signature's version of the creamy, cheesy sauce wasn't overwhelmingly heavy. The chicken was also moist and flavorful.

My kids liked it even though they normally prefer their chicken and their pasta separated. Alongside some steamed broccoli, the chicken Alfredo stretched to two full meals for my family with little effort on my part. 

For whatever reason, the chicken street tacos came in a longer container than the other meals.

I thought it was vaguely festive but difficult to fit into a shopping bag or a refrigerator. Like the gyros, the street tacos came as a kit.

I heated the chicken and tortillas and topped them with cheese, shredded veggies, salsa, cilantro-lime crema, and a squeeze of fresh lime.

The chicken street tacos were excellent. The chicken was smoky with a chipotle flavor but not too spicy for my kids, the veggies were fresh and crunchy, and the sauces were tasty. I think the salsa was the same kind that came with the quesadillas.

If I were at a restaurant and got these tacos, I'd be more than satisfied with my purchase. 

I'm normally not a big fan of meatloaf, and my kids' exposure to it has been limited. It's often grayish and covered in a dark red goo that looks like ketchup.

I'm also not much of a mashed potato guy and, in my experience, they never keep well.

By the time I put the Kirkland Signature meatloaf and mashed potatoes in the oven, they had been sitting in my fridge for a few days so I wasn't sure what to expect.

Like almost every one of these meals, the meatloaf and mashed Yukon potatoes were surprisingly good.

It was heavy (but of course, most meatloaf is), and I don't think I'd usually choose it over tacos. But my family ate the meatloaf on an unseasonably cold day when I was hungry, and the sweet, juicy, and beefy dinner hit the spot.

My son, who's normally hesitant about unfamiliar foods, took to it like he was a paid spokesperson. "I'm very happy with this," he said.

I thought the mashed potatoes were just a touch mealy, but overall, they weren't bad.

I normally cook for my family and, for whatever reason, prepared meals like those from Kirkland Signature have never been part of our dinner rotation.

But aside from the mac and cheese and rigatoni with meatballs, every one of the meals we tried was better than I expected it to be, and my kids enjoyed them more than I would've guessed.

Now, I'll likely regularly buy some of the Kirkland Signature meals when I don't have much time for meal prep.

This story was originally published on October 27, 2023, and most recently updated on July 1, 2024.

Paquette said the first step in making the perfect burger at home is choosing the right kind of meat, which often involves asking a butcher to grind up your preferred cut.

"A great burger starts with using high-quality beef," Paquette said, "so you should go for ground sirloin or ground chuck, to make sure you've got a burger that's juicy and flavorful."

Paquette also shared his preferred fat ratio when choosing burger patties.

"I'd stick to beef with an 80/20 lean-to-fat ratio," he said. "That will give you a nice juicy burger, and when you're grilling it, you'll see some of that juice drop through and vaporize, giving you more of that grill flavor," he continued.

"We make and hand-smash all our burgers in-restaurant at Chili's and that's always my recommendation for people making burgers at home," Paquette said.

"That said, if you are buying a pre-made burger from the grocery store, I'd head to the meat case and buy the fresh pre-made patties there," he continued. "You'll get more flavor than you would from a frozen patty."

"The grill not being hot enough or the charcoal not being ready is one of the biggest mistakes I see people making," Paquette told BI. "That temperature is so key to getting everything else right."

"If you're cooking for a big group, you are going to want to clean up the grill and get that temperature up to high to make sure you're consistently delivering great-tasting burgers," he said.

Before you put the meat on the grill, season the side of the burger that is going face down, he said. Once it's on the grill, season the top of the burger, too.

"People often don't season their burgers enough, either. You want to make sure it has good flavor, which comes from both the fat and the seasoning," he said.

"Some of it will inevitably melt off on the grill, so use an ample amount," Paquette added, saying that Chili's cooks use four "shakes" of seasoning on each side of the burger.

"This is going to give you those signature char marks," Paquette told BI.

Paquette also recommended only flipping the burger once "to keep the burger tender and juicy" and using a meat thermometer to check the internal temperature.

"That's the only way to truly know your burger is cooked through and will help make sure you aren't overcooking and ending up with a hockey puck instead of a great burger," he said.

Paquette said that each side of the burger should take about three minutes, but you can also use a meat thermometer to ensure the perfect medium cook.

"Make sure your burger is at a safe internal temperature of 157 degrees," Paquette said. "People tend to keep cooking to ensure it's safe, but they overcook it and it loses flavor."

"The burger will shrink a little and that's how you make sure you have those nice, charred bits hanging right at the end of your burger," Paquette said.

He added that if you're using a traditional grill with grates, never smash your burger with a spatula or other tool once it's on the grill, or else you'll lose all the juices. Instead, flatten it before you put it onto the grill.

"If you want to make a smash burger on your griddle, smash the burger as soon as you put it down to lock in those flavors, like we do every time at Chili's," he said.

For burger toppings, he usually opts for tomato, lettuce, red onion, ketchup, and pickle. He added that choosing a great bun is key to ensuring your burger stays together and has solid flavor.

"At Chili's, we use a brioche-style bun, and I'd use a similar soft bun, like a brioche or potato roll, at home," he said. "Don't overlook toasting your bun, as well. You can add a little butter and put it on the griddle to take your burger to the next level."

When we asked Paquette to name his favorite burger from Chili's, he picked the chain's new Big Smasher. To recreate it at home, you need American cheese, diced red onion, shredded lettuce, pickles, and Thousand Island dressing, he said.

After trying and ranking all of Chili's burgers recently, we also asked how to recreate our personal favorite, the Alex's Santa Fe burger, which comes with avocado, pepper jack cheese, red onion, jalapeños, tomato, pickles, cilantro, and the chain's spicy Santa Fe sauce.

"The key to recreating that flavor profile at home is roasted jalapeños," Paquette said. "While you're grilling your burgers, grill a jalapeño or two and use those to top your burger. You can also mix them with some ranch to create a sauce that's similar, but not exact, to our Santa Fe sauce."

"Another easy hack would be to pick up some fresh-made guacamole from the deli counter at the grocery store to top your burger, or you can use fresh sliced avocado on top," he continued.

These bacon-wrapped jalapeño poppers are the ultimate party appetizer. The poppers are stuffed with cream cheese and savory carnitas to create a delicious bite.

This cook-and-serve meal can be made in less than 30 minutes in the air fryer, grill, or oven. A two-pack of the carnitas jalapeño poppers is $16 at my store. 

The Simply Fresh caprese pasta-salad shaker is a convenient on-the-go meal that feels gourmet. The pasta salad, which even comes with a fork, features arugula, rotini, tomatoes, and mozzarella.

The best part is that the meal is ready in just a few seconds. Just snap the lid on, pour the toppings and dressing in, and shake to combine the ingredients.

A package of two Simply Fresh salad shakers is $14 at my Costco.

The Jisulife bladeless neck fan is handy during hot weather, no matter if you're home, outdoors, or at work. It features an ultra-light design, three speeds, and three to 16 hours of working time.

Each box contains two fans, so you can leave one at home and use the other on the go. My Costco sells the Jisulife bladeless neck fan for $50.

The La Vie Gourmand stuffed churro bites are the newest hot-selling item at my Costco.

This delightful twist on a regular churro is stuffed with chocolate-and-hazelnut and Bavarian-cream fillings. These heat-and-serve treats are also easy to make in the air fryer.

My location carries a box of two 16-ounce bags of churro bites for $14.

It's officially summer, which means more people are gathering at lakes and beaches — which is when the Hyperlite life vest could be useful.

This life vest, which comes in children's and adult sizes, is lightweight and US Coast Guard-approved. It's also available in various colors, so there's something for everyone.

The Hyperlite vests' prices vary according to size, but they range from $20 to $35 at my Costco.

If you love Chipotle, I recommend bringing home this new deli item to make your own bowls, burritos, or tacos. Each container comes with grilled seasoned chicken, cilantro-lime rice, salsa, shredded cheese, guacamole, and lime wedges.

This tray feeds three to four people, which is perfect for my family of four. It's a fast and easy dinner item that costs only $5 per pound, which comes out to about $20 per container. You can find this item in Costco's deli coolers.

If you're starting to shop for back-to-school supplies and clothing, you might want to grab a twin pack of collared polos. These polos, which come in colors like white, navy, and blue, are great for students who wear uniforms.

The brand makes several youth sizes, and many Costco locations also carry uniform skirts, shorts, and pants in twin packs in-store or online. The French Toast polo twin pack costs $15 at my location.

Reese's frozen desserts — packed with peanut-butter flavor, like the brand's traditional candies — just hit the freezer department at my store. Each treat has a peanut-butter-swirled dessert base covered in a milk-chocolate-flavored coating.

A box containing 24 cups is $18 at my store, which means each portion is only $0.75. 

The Shark WandVac Power is one of the most powerful handheld vacuums I've seen. The vacuum is cord-free and weighs less than two pounds.

It features a boost mode to maximize suction power for tough messes and comes with cleaning-tool attachments to get to hard-to-reach places. The Shark WandVac Power is $100 at my store.

The cinnamon-apple raisin bread is a new item in Costco's bakery department. This loaf has tons of flavor from dried apples, cinnamon, raisins, walnuts, and pecans.

Microwave the bread for about 15 seconds before taking a bite, and you will be hooked. The 32-ounce loaf can be found in the bakery for $8.